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A funny thing happened on the way to par

...think I can get there with a 5 iron?" he asked.The caddy sighed, and said, "Eventually."GOLF AND WIVES: (Seth Benson) Several men are relaxing in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone rings on a nearby bench.One reaches...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-12/funny-thing-happened-way-par
Augusta-area residents remember JFK assassination

...spent with the PA reiterating everything. No teaching went on and we just sat in stunned silence. What a tragedy. ? Seth Benson, Millen I was going into my eighth-grade math class when I heard another student say President Kennedy had been shot...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-11-20/augusta-area-residents-rememb
Why nobody remembers names

Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley ...? The Name Game Seth Benson invited me to speak to his fellow Rotar ians the other day, and I again faced that common shortcoming most of us have in such situations...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-24/why-nobody-remembers-names
Old postcards are entertaining, too

...Georgia "money bush," and it seems to be in full bloom! "Would you like a cutting?" they ask. TODAY'S JOKE: Seth Benson, of Millen, Ga., sends this one: Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole looking at its top. A woman...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-19/old-postcards-are-entertainin
Word gets around about readers' postcards

...traveling this summer? Send me a postcard at 725 Broad St., Augusta, GA 30901. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen:In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it down the tracks...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-05-30/word-gets-around-about-reader
Cursive writing still relevant

...to know that some can still write and write wonderfully.Thanks, also, for your comments, such as those sent from Seth Benson in Millen."I was taught the Palmer Method," he said by e-mail, "and, as a consequence, have received raves...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-06/cursive-writing-still-relevan
The debt ceiling debate sure is a stinker

...area for a homer. For whatever the reason, I remember that incident well." TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen, Ga.:Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-24/debt-cieling-debate-sure-stin
Augusta man traded old Ty Cobb card for car

...cards from the Cape May Ferry and the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel.They report seeing dolphins. TODAY'S JOKE: Seth Benson, of Millen, Ga., says a Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-07-19/augusta-man-traded-old-ty-cob
Not all headlines work

...postcard from North Carolina, not Tennessee, as I reported Tuesday. My apologies.TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Seth Benson:A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-10-25/not-all-headlines-work
Getting the job done requires diligence

...It's amazing how many things turn up when I ask God to help me find them!" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen:Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-29/making-man-street-work-fun