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It seems some never learn

Text your friends not to do that any longer, so the insanity can stop.

http://chronicle.augusta.com/opinion/letters/2014-06-28/it-seems-some-never-lear
A funny thing happened on the way to par

...think I can get there with a 5 iron?" he asked.The caddy sighed, and said, "Eventually."GOLF AND WIVES: (Seth Benson) Several men are relaxing in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone rings on a nearby bench.One reaches...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-12/funny-thing-happened-way-par
Why nobody remembers names

Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley ...? The Name Game Seth Benson invited me to speak to his fellow Rotar ians the other day, and I again faced that common shortcoming most of us have in such situations...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-24/why-nobody-remembers-names
The debt ceiling debate sure is a stinker

...area for a homer. For whatever the reason, I remember that incident well." TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen, Ga.:Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-24/debt-cieling-debate-sure-stin
Augusta-area residents remember JFK assassination

...spent with the PA reiterating everything. No teaching went on and we just sat in stunned silence. What a tragedy. ? Seth Benson, Millen I was going into my eighth-grade math class when I heard another student say President Kennedy had been shot...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-11-20/augusta-area-residents-rememb
Getting the job done requires diligence

...It's amazing how many things turn up when I ask God to help me find them!" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen:Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-29/making-man-street-work-fun
The gift I kept on giving

...Enjoying Montana with my son and family, " she writes. "The snow is so beautiful on the mountains." TODAY'S JOKE: Seth Benson, of Millen, shares this one:The new school librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-02-14/gift-i-kept-giving
Augusta visitors' to-do lists get longer

...has written much more about the Goat Man, and I passed along the request. SPRING READING: Too busy to read a book? Seth Benson, of Millen, shares this list of really, really short works that won't have many pages. Among them:? Things...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-03-21/augusta-visitors-do-lists-get
Why can't we ignore daylight saving time?

...Doris and Marty Charnock, send a postcard from Kiawah Island, where it is "quiet and peaceful."TODAY'S JOKE: Seth Benson, of Millen, inspired this:"Doctor," a man said. "I don't know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2013-03-18/why-cant-we-ignore-daylight-
Word gets around about readers' postcards

...traveling this summer? Send me a postcard at 725 Broad St., Augusta, GA 30901. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Seth Benson, of Millen:In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it down the tracks...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-05-30/word-gets-around-about-reader