...search engines keep finding "light bulb jokes."My favorite still remains this multiple choice one:Q. How many SRS engineers does it take to change a light bulb?A. Two: One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.B. Five: One to decide...
...divers and support team members, who range in age up to the 70s and include schoolteachers. maintenance employees and SRS engineers.Despite holding full-time jobs, most volunteers describe their bosses as "understanding" when the dive team...
...announcement Friday."I really feel like he would be the best man for the job," said Lewis, a retired Savannah River Site engineer and 1964 graduating classmate with Ivey. "Any time you call him for anything, he will be there...
Fifty-six Savannah River Site engineers will be sharing their knowledge and expertise with more than 5,000 local seventh graders for the next three weeks.Known as...
...Stoppers of the Midlands at (888) CRIME-SC. Callers can remain anonymous.SRS engineers volunteer with 23 area schoolsFifty-six Savannah River Site engineers will be sharing their knowledge and expertise with more than 5,000 seventh-graders...
Savannah River Site engineers hope to pique the interest of female students during Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day on Saturday.The event sponsored by Savannah...
...to cooperate with other teams. "You see so much creativity here, it's awesome," said mentor David Haines, an SRS engineer still involved with the team after his son Buddy graduated and parleyed his robot experience into a chemistry major...
Savannah River Site engineer Jay Thomas was gone for 12 weeks to help oversee a top-secret project -- and now he can talk about it. The mission, which...
...issues with the victim, and the state could not locate a critical corroborating witness. In June 2005, the Savannah River Site engineer was arrested on charges that he committed a lewd act on a minor. A year later, he was again arrested on...
...incident said to have taken place in the mobile home along the 100 block of Pacer Park Lane in Aiken. The Savannah River Site engineer, who lives along the 100 block of Fox Lea Trail in Aiken, has been formally charged with committing a lewd...
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