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Finding your own tartan

...everyone around you.? Never forget that your government-issued weapon is made by the lowest bidder. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one.A young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-27/finding-your-own-tartan
The Empty Stocking Fund isn't so empty anymore

...Jackson, meanwhile, found Hilton Head Island "sunny and 80 degrees. Enjoying a beautiful week!" TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one:While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-02/empty-stocking-fund-isnt-so-e
Kirby: What's your favorite scary movie?

...features me talking about Edgar Allan Poe's Augusta connections. It's at augustachronicle.com. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga., comes through again. Out in the country, he says, you don't see too many people hang gliding...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-10-30/kirby-whats-your-favorite-sca
Braves now swinging through area

...venue for hundreds of musicians, bands and entertainers, and how the region has evolved and changed.TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one:A pre-med student had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-07/braves-wont-be-swinging-throu
Only 3 states left to go in postcard campaign

...card from Florida and writes: "It was awesome and fun. We got to spend it with my Uncle Bobby." TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga., asks: "Did you hear about the man who got addicted to drinking brake fluid? He claims he can...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-01/only-3-states-left-go-postcar
Fall leaves finally show their colors

...inspiration in the determination of flower blossoms, but these four impressed me.A reminder not to give up. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope shares this:A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars were heavily damaged, but neither...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-11-25/fall-leaves-finally-show-thei
Halloween brings out the little devil in us all

...729-9826, Donna Dunn at (706) 733-7612, or Pam Meyer at (706) 832-1298.TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Jim Hope, of Sylvania:A college professor had the mysterious habit of removing a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-10-29/halloween-brings-out-little-d
Garages offer new view of economy

...because "you've got to enjoy life, and it's later than you think."TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's one shared by Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga.:After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-04-22/garages-offer-new-view-econom
10 states are postcard holdouts

...you get time off for good behavior.AT WORK you get more work for good behavior. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Jim Hope in Sylvania:The newly married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears."Darling...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-07-15/10-states-are-postcard-holdou
Kirby: Readers share Christmas jokes

...4-wheel-drive vehicles.""She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep?"? Jim Hope, Sylvania, Ga. A chess club threw a party at a hotel. Afterward, several members were standing in the lobby discussing...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-19/kirby-readers-share-christmas