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My fall needs color, so leaf it to me

...here!" They were celebrating 32 years of marriage, by the way, so congratulations are in order. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope shares this one.The teacher asked little Johnny, "Give me a sentence starting with 'I.' "Little Johnny began...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-11-12/my-fall-needs-color-so-leaf-i
Vacationers make Scotland, France

...from Niagara Falls, where they are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Jim Hope, now living in Aiken:A pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38-caliber revolver.He placed it on top...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bill-kirby/2015-08-17/vacationers-make-scotlan
Can I stop daylight saving time?

...weekend began to complicate the plans to remember that great venue of Augusta's past. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Jim Hope, of Sylvania.The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-03-19/can-i-stop-daylight-saving-ti
Kirby: Alamanac, library meeting takes me back

...numbers racket and other forms of illegal gambling than I thought would admit it. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Jim Hope in Sylvania.A motorist bogged down in a muddy road paid a passing farmer $5 to pull him out with his tractor. After...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-05-25/kirby-alamanc-library-meeting
Stay busy and avoid the work you dislike

...loop that provides both wildlife and serenity. March is a good month. Not too crowded." TODAY'S JOKE: I believe Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shared this one.A couple from the country had just spent the day moving from their farmhouse into a...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-03-26/stay-busy-and-avoid-work-you-
Speakers had a lot to say about some elected Augustans

...Kirby's Augusta video deals with the puzzle of former Mayor Charles DeVaney and his burial place.TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares another one.A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her father asked...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-01-26/speakers-had-lot-say-about-so
Finding your own tartan

...everyone around you.? Never forget that your government-issued weapon is made by the lowest bidder. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one.A young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-27/finding-your-own-tartan
Once useful boxes now filled with junk

...have an empty box around too long, you are tempted to fill it with something you need to throw away. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one.The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-01-22/once-useful-boxes-now-filled-
Kirby: What's your favorite scary movie?

...features me talking about Edgar Allan Poe's Augusta connections. It's at augustachronicle.com. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga., comes through again. Out in the country, he says, you don't see too many people hang gliding...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-10-30/kirby-whats-your-favorite-sca
There are a few more signs you love your dog

...no-hitter in major league history, defeating the Chicago White Sox 1-0 at Comiskey Park. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Jim Hope, in Sylvania, Ga.:A woman was taking her time browsing at a friend's yard sale when she said, "My husband is...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-12/there-are-few-more-signs-you-