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Garages offer new view of economy

...because "you've got to enjoy life, and it's later than you think."TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's one shared by Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga.:After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-04-22/garages-offer-new-view-econom
Garages offer new view of economy

...because "you've got to enjoy life, and it's later than you think."TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's one shared by Jim Hope, of Sylvania, Ga.:After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-04-22/garages-offer-new-view-econom
Old reporters' mail never dies

...shall try to get my little white dog nominated in his place.I'll let you know how it turns out. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope shares this classic:It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: The Pillsbury Doughboy died...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-02-28/old-reporters-mail-never-dies
Braves now swinging through area

...venue for hundreds of musicians, bands and entertainers, and how the region has evolved and changed.TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one:A pre-med student had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-01-07/braves-wont-be-swinging-throu
Kirby: Readers share Christmas jokes

...4-wheel-drive vehicles.""She did," he replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep?"? Jim Hope, Sylvania, Ga. A chess club threw a party at a hotel. Afterward, several members were standing in the lobby discussing...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-19/kirby-readers-share-christmas
There are a few more signs you love your dog

...no-hitter in major league history, defeating the Chicago White Sox 1-0 at Comiskey Park. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Jim Hope, in Sylvania, Ga.:A woman was taking her time browsing at a friend's yard sale when she said, "My husband is...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-12/there-are-few-more-signs-you-
Young drivers make mistakes quickly

...of these stellar achievers, I have one: chronicle.augusta.com/slideshow/arc-hall-fame. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, of Sylvania, shares this one:A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-09-14/young-drivers-make-mistakes-q
Postcards inspire questions

...can't hear and her memory's not too good, either."The judge smiled and dismissed her from duty. TODAY'S JOKE: Jim Hope, in Sylvania, Ga., shares this one:Unaware Indiana polis was on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-10-18/postcards-inspire-questions
Several deserve thanks for hospitality shown recently

...Sarazen and the mystery woman he once chased from his Augusta hotel room with a golf club.Finally, my gratitude to Jim Hope and the Sylvania Lions Club, who asked me to share last week's dinner with their spouses at the Shannon Vineyard in...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2011-05-30/several-deserve-thanks-hospit
Heat stories remind that these are times that fry men's soles

...10 a gallon, gasoline -- $6.99 a gallon, memories -- priceless!"TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Jim Hope , of Sylvania, Ga.:A man goes into a restaurant and the waitress stops him."Sorry, sir," she said, "you need...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2011-06-02/heat-stories-remind-these-are