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Sickness is not always good excuse

...excuse for your child. Well, because I always like to be useful, let me share some examples passed along by reader James Hartman. They are said to be actual notes -- errors included -- written by parents in another state's school district...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/01/25/kir_184834.shtml
Bill Kirby
South Carolina is all stumped out

...look for it. Even in growing older one might consider how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt." TUESDAY LISTS: James Hartman shares the top country/western song titles. - I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' - Wouldn't Take Her...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/01/29/kir_185305.shtml
Bill Kirby
Caller ID, remote control make world a happy place

...day. By reading the little number on several house phones, I continue to thwart their success. MILITARY WISDOM: James Hartman passes along a very funny collection. "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army rocket launcher...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2005/02/25/kir_444754.shtml
Bill Kirby
Don't forget to honor Honest Abe

...end): - Banana - Dresser - Grammar - Potato - Revive - Uneven - Assess - TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by James Hartman . One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/02/12/kir_186996.shtml
Bill Kirby
Buying gas just got a lot more exhilarating

...posted average. Send an e-mail to bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com by Thursday. - WORD DOCUMENT: I think James Hartman shared this one -- the words with two meanings depending on gender. 1. Thingy (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/10/14/kir_479365.shtml
Bill Kirby
Answers elusive as night sky signs

...headed to school, where I'm sure the professionals are awaiting his questions with more confidence. l WORD GAMES: James Hartman shares these observations - Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2005/12/02/kir_28312.shtml
Bill Kirby
Little white dog does his family proud in picture

...weather and beaches. Also in Florida, Claire and Joel send a card along with their holiday wishes. - SEASONAL JOKE: James Hartman writes: Did you hear about the guy who played golf on Christmas and accidentally hit a bird? He got a partridge on...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2007/12/07/kir_175773.shtml
Bill Kirby
Across the area

...said. Chief Tretheway said the flatbed truck was not loaded. Gravel from the other truck spilled on the highway. James Hartman, 57, of Kunkletown, Pa., the driver of the flatbed truck, had to be extricated from the vehicle by Screven County...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2002/03/21/met_339997.shtml
Metro
Homemade ice cream just a bad memory

...says has nothing on Pendleton King Park's Hydrangea Garden. - TODAY'S JOKE: Here's a question and answer from James Hartman . A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/08/12/kir_469154.shtml
Bill Kirby
Readers send in handy solutions

...no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year. - TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by James Hartman. A little boy went up to his mother and asked: "Mom, where did all of my intelligence come from?" "Well, dear...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2008/03/07/kir_190083.shtml
Bill Kirby