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...Thursday; Washington Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St., Aiken; Frank Ferrante portrays comedian Groucho Marx in this two-act comedy; $37.50 (803) 648-1438 WINE-TASTING AND AUCTION: 6-9:30 p.m. Friday; Rotary...

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...EVENING WITH GROUCHO: 7 p.m., Washington Center for the Arts, 126 Newberry St., Aiken; Frank Ferrante as comedian Groucho Marx in a two-act comedy; $37.50 (803) 648-1438. TONIGHT-SATURDAY THE FANTASTICKS: 8 p.m., Le Chat Noir...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2007/02/15/ent_116563.shtml
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...7 p.m.; Washington Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St., Aiken; Frank Ferrante portrays comedian Groucho Marx; $37.50 (803) 648-1438 THE IRISH ROVERS: 7 p.m.; Imperial Theatre, 745 Broad St.; $20-30; (706...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2007/02/13/met_116343.shtml
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Around the block

...Thursday at the Washington Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St., Aiken. Frank Ferrante portrays comedian Groucho Marx in the two-act comedy. Tickets are $37.50. Call (803) 648-1438. Wine and auction Aiken South Rotary Club's...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2007/02/14/aik_116397.shtml
Around the block

...Thursday at the Washington Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St., Aiken. Frank Ferrante portrays comedian Groucho Marx in this two-act comedy. Tickets are $37.50. Call (803) 648-1438. Wine and auction Aiken South Rotary Club's...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2007/02/11/aik_115926.shtml
USC Aiken Cultural Series to bring in global talents

...Hernandez on viola and Joao Luiz on guitar.? Award-winning actor/director/playwright Frank Ferrante will bring Groucho Marx to life on the stage at 7:30 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 29.His Evening with Groucho is a two-act comedy featuring...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/aiken/2015-08-04/usc-aiken-cultural-series-bri
The mystery of the bad drivers with UGA decals

...writes: "My husband shared a joke he found in the 1952 publication of Reader's Digest Treasury of Wit & Humor:Groucho Marx said: "I'm an ordinary sort of fellow ? 42 around the chest, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-24/mystery-bad-drivers-uga-decal
There are excuses for midday nap

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx As I've grown older, I've found it much easier to nod off and fall asleep. Usually, no one minds (unless they're passengers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/1999/11/16/kir_274485.shtml
Bill Kirby
Do our Halloween masks reveal our true selves?

You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. - Groucho Marx Why did we choose the costumes we used to wear on Halloween night? I'm sure there have been papers written and studies presented...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2003/10/31/kir_399039.shtml
Bill Kirby
Officer, the robber wore his pajamas

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. - Groucho Marx You know, this might be the only time of year people need pajamas. You have to have something on when the children drag you downstairs...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2005/12/27/kir_36091.shtml
Bill Kirby