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Kirby: Baseball is back!

...instead of looking them up in a joke book. Just send me an e-mail. TODAY'S (NONGOLF) JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"His...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-31/baseball-back
Irish festivities haven't changed in centuries

...the previous years of more bountiful harvests never yielded much luck, either. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:The flight attendant for a major airline watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff his...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-13/irish-festivities-havent-chan
Kirby: Somebody forgot to tell dog about birds flying

...bring a lunch, and the museum will only be providing beverages. I might provide the door prize. TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shared this one. It seems after a particularly rough landing, an airline pilot was worried that the passengers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-03/spring-almost-here-my-terrier
Weathering the storm with a real media star

...Presidents Day slideshow planned for the holiday weekend. It will be on augustachronicle.com, too. TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shares this letter home from a college-age kid:Dear Mom, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-02-12/weathering-storm-real-media-s
Roy Rogers sang Christmas songs too

...augustachronicle.com. TESTING TIMES: It's Finals Week for the college student who used to live in our house, and Everett Fernandez took the time to explain how grades are determined with his inside look at how professors grade final exams...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-09/kirby-roy-rogers-sang-christm
The Empty Stocking Fund isn't so empty anymore

...binoculars out of the car trunk because I was seeing star clusters I had never seen before.Wonderful. CHRISTMAS SONGS: Everett Fernandez says an Atlanta teacher wrote down these pupil attempts at Christmas carol lyrics:"He's makin' a list, chicken...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-02/empty-stocking-fund-isnt-so-e
Kirby: Christmas scenes can linger on

...Kir by's Augusta video tells why an Augusta general kept the Civil War from starting in Texas. TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shares this one called A New Haircut:(Women's version):Woman1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-01-13/christmas-scenes-can-linger
If you're reading this, then you know I didn't win the lottery

...Assembly of the Jewish Federations of North America. TODAY'S JOKE: My son's home from college, so this story from Everett Fernandez seemed appropriate:Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-20/if-youre-reading-then-you-kno
Kirby: Holiday spirit never makes it to the roads

...Augusta Commission meetings, could we sing 'Santa Claus is slumming to town'???"TODAY'S CHRISTMAS JOKE: Everett Fernandez offers the gift of humor:With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family and...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-14/kirby-holiday-spirit-never-ma
10 states are postcard holdouts

...Williamsburg is "a beautiful place and the weather is great," said Russell Pate, of Wadley, Ga. WORK VS. PRISON: Everett Fernandez shares the comparisons between your job and prison:IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-07-15/10-states-are-postcard-holdou