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Two centures of 'the greatest hits' of Augusta

...St. It's a pretty exclusive. People are dying to get there. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one shared by Everett Fernandez."I would like to make out a will," an elderly man tells his lawyer, "but I don't know exactly how to go...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bill-kirby/2014-09-11/two-centures-greatest-hi
Former Chronicle reporter gets the scoop in Atlanta

...724-0436. For more information, visit www.historicaugusta.org. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Everett Fernandez.It seems Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bill-kirby/2014-09-04/former-chronicle-reporte
Kirby: 8 ways to keep safe from insect bites during summer

...Pizza ... made famous by a young actress named Julia Roberts in her 1988 movie.TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:In a hospital's intensive care unit, patients always died in the same bed, about 11 a.m. Sunday, regardless...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-07-28/kirby-8-ways-keep-safe-insect
Three postcards shy of every state

...Waynesboro, Va., and Woodrow Wilson lived here ? just like Augusta, Ga.!" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez.A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-07-24/three-postcards-shy-every-sta
Readers tell of vacations through postcards

...is beautiful (with problems) and the view of downtown is spectacular!" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Everett Fernandez:One day the zookeeper noticed that "Cheech" the orangutan was reading two books ? the Bible and Darwin's...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-07-17/readers-send-postcards-back-a
Send your pictures to South Carolina, send me your cards

...Hampshire and Iowa. Here's the address: 725 Broad St., Augusta, GA 30901. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:A woman and her 5-year-old son were headed to McDonald's one day and passed a car accident. The mom, sensing...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-06-09/send-your-pictures-south-caro
Augustans hitting the road, send postcards to prove it

...to see what happened when a famed British author came to town 160 years ago. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez.A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-06-16/augustans-hitting-road-send-p
Kirby: Baseball is back!

...instead of looking them up in a joke book. Just send me an e-mail. TODAY'S (NONGOLF) JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"His...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-03-31/baseball-back
Roy Rogers sang Christmas songs too

...augustachronicle.com. TESTING TIMES: It's Finals Week for the college student who used to live in our house, and Everett Fernandez took the time to explain how grades are determined with his inside look at how professors grade final exams...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-09/kirby-roy-rogers-sang-christm
The Empty Stocking Fund isn't so empty anymore

...binoculars out of the car trunk because I was seeing star clusters I had never seen before.Wonderful. CHRISTMAS SONGS: Everett Fernandez says an Atlanta teacher wrote down these pupil attempts at Christmas carol lyrics:"He's makin' a list, chicken...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-12-02/empty-stocking-fund-isnt-so-e