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Baseball ends with summer

...SCHOOL: Classrooms are back in session. Children are back in focus.And modern life continues to amuse us. Reader Everett Fernandez shares why:Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."Their bedrooms aren't...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-09-10/baseball-ends-summer
New element explains bottleneck in nation's capital

...lived always expands into truths beyond itself.? Anais Nin I can't keep up with everything. So I was glad when Everett Fernandez wrote to point out that we had not reported a scientific breakthrough ? discovery of the heaviest element yet known...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-08-10/new-element-explains-bottlene
Time for readers to play the Augusta alphabet game

...the wrong postage. (Canadians are always nice, so they mailed them anyway.) TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez."Judge," the lawyer said, "I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-07-31/time-readers-play-augusta-alp
Help us learn more about the way we were

...downtown at 823 Telfair St., and you can call (706) 826-1511 for details. And bring your stuff. TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shares this one:A cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-05-18/help-us-learn-more-about-way-
Ticket to blood drives is Flintstones

...stop: Still awesome."(Yeah, but look at all the delightful weather they missed back home.) FUNNY FELINES: Everett Fernandez shares these seven definitions of a cat:1. A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer2. A four-footed allergen3...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-02-28/ticket-blood-drives-flintston
Take down your Christsmas lights already!

...through Thanksgiving. FLU FOR YOU? It's bad this season and many are afflicted, but they're not the only ones.Everett Fernandez offers these excuses reportedly received by a real school district:? "My son is under a doctor's care and...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-01-15/take-down-your-christsmas-lig
Candidates put pain in campaign

...no-legged dog," which, while insensitive, would indicate an animal prone to immobility. POLITICAL SPEAK: And Everett Fernandez adds these quotes from the political season:"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-11-03/candidates-put-pain-campaign
Eater's Triple Crown (Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas) is just winter survival - so relax

...There are more important things to worry about this time of year than denial or snug pants. AT THE MOVIES: Everett Fernandez has figured out Hollywood. Maybe you have, too, if you know that:? All bombs are fitted with electronic timing...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2014-11-27/eaters-triple-crown-hallowee
Kirby: Forget cops, put body cameras on the crooks

...seem to think if you break the law it's somebody else's fault. FUTURE HEADLINES OF 2040: These were shared by Everett Fernandez."Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped""Castro finally dies at age 112"Cuban cigars can now be...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-12-08/kirby-forget-cops-put-body-ca
Many Christmas gifts don't make it to New Year's Eve

...wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.? Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shared a story of the season:Tired of having to balance the family checkbook, Mike made a deal with his wife, Cindy...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-12-25/many-christmas-gifts-dont-mak