...30 p.m. Wednesday. I hope she can tell us why our food tastes so good. TODAY'S JOKE: This one comes from Everett Fernandez:A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the devil?""No," Little Johnny said...
...sing in public.10. If your dog turns out bad, your genes cannot be blamed. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:Finally, the good-natured boss was compelled to call Smith into his office."It has not escaped my attention...
...DAILY OBSERVATION: My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:Father O'Malley answers the phone."Hello, is this Father O'Malley?""It is!""This is the IRS. Can...
...Hawaii where the weather is "perfect."(Just like here, folks!)TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Everett Fernandez:At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas. After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older...
...stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver is so rude! He's so much trouble!"Finally, to her third son, she wrote, "My dearest Joseph," she said, "the chicken was delicious!"? Everett Fernandez
...health fair will be held from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in the Agricultural Center. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Everett Fernandez:One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed...
...tax-deductible donation to: CSRA Humane Society, P.O. Box 14667, Augusta, GA 30919. SPEAKING OF DOGS: Everett Fernandez shares this. You know you love dogs when:? You can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because...
...they write. TODAY'S CHRISTMAS JOKE: I asked for Christmas jokes, and you quickly responded. Here's one from Everett Fernandez.Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus all got into the elevator of a...
...the final space shuttle launch in Florida, and this summer they went back to where flight began.TODAY'S JOKE: Everett Fernandez shares this one:The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple...
...waves and beautiful weather in a trip to St. Augustine and Mayport, Fla. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one shared by Everett Fernandez:A young man dies and goes to heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking...
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