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You Remembered: Augusta's trains, station

...Click-Clack for a long while made me sick and the porter very unhappy when I couldn't make it to the restroom a couple of cars away. After that, I managed to get a little sleep and awoke parked in a train station near Little Creek.? Billy Cooper

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-08-16/you-rememberd-augustas-trains
'Bless you,' but you should have stayed home

...they stop.? Seventy percent of those who responded to a 2014 survey said they come to work sick. SOME THOUGHTS: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these suggestions:? I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-01-29/bless-you-you-should-have-sta
Maybe 29-cent gas wasn't such a deal

...which is how most of the world knows Augusta.That's my list. What's yours? TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2015-01-18/maybe-29-cent-gas-wasnt-such
Sun visors in my cars are killing themselves

...old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other." ? Robert G. Lee TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this one:A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bizarre/2014-12-16/sun-visors-my-cars-are-kill
Chambliss remains modest on hole-in-one

...compete and so many proud parents beaming. TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's Gary Mule Deer's favorite passed along by Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.It's the golfer's dilemma. You're playing in the club championship, tied after 17 holes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-07/chambliss-remains-modest-hole
Bill Kirby: If you sell your car, remove your bumper stickers

...church affiliation.And your school emblems.And (if you have one) the pastor/clergy decal. SPEAKING OF CHURCH: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these occupational hymns:Dentist ? Crown Him With Many CrownsContractor ? The Church Is One FoundationMassage...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-05-12/if-you-sell-your-car-remove-y
John Livingston IV

...Benjamin, Martin, Mackenzie Martin, Harrison Martin, Ronald Livingston and Neal Livingston, aunt and uncle Betty and Billy Cooper, uncles Terry Smith and Bobby Livingston, several cousins also survive. The family will receive friends immediately...

http://www.legacy.com/Link.asp?I=LS000171088658
Some good Christmas humor wanted

...predict their own demise, why should we believe they can predict ours?" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-29/some-good-christmas-humor-wan
Are dogs right- or left-pawed?

...time of year. They say they got to visit a great-grandchild, too. TODAY'S JOKE: One last seasonal joke from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-27/are-dogs-right-or-left-pawed
Library evokes aroma, passion from past

...martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around.LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, would like me to offer this version of a recent joke he shared.I've just heard from a friend...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2011-01-15/library-evokes-aroma-passion-
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