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Sun visors in my cars are killing themselves

...old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other." ? Robert G. Lee TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this one:A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bizarre/2014-12-16/sun-visors-my-cars-are-kill
Chambliss remains modest on hole-in-one

...compete and so many proud parents beaming. TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's Gary Mule Deer's favorite passed along by Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.It's the golfer's dilemma. You're playing in the club championship, tied after 17 holes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-07/chambliss-remains-modest-hole
Bill Kirby: If you sell your car, remove your bumper stickers

...church affiliation.And your school emblems.And (if you have one) the pastor/clergy decal. SPEAKING OF CHURCH: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these occupational hymns:Dentist ? Crown Him With Many CrownsContractor ? The Church...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-05-12/if-you-sell-your-car-remove-y
John Livingston IV

...Benjamin, Martin, Mackenzie Martin, Harrison Martin, Ronald Livingston and Neal Livingston, aunt and uncle Betty and Billy Cooper, uncles Terry Smith and Bobby Livingston, several cousins also survive. The family will receive friends immediately...

http://www.legacy.com/Link.asp?I=LS000171088658
Behind the wheel? Put down the phone

...you commented on our story about the water well along Wrightsboro Road that still gets its share of daily drinkers. Billy Cooper, of North Au gusta, writes: "Have been drinking this water for many, many years ? Have met people from Atlanta...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-02-04/behind-wheel-put-down-phone
New phone chargers cause chaos

...when to hold Masters Week ? which, by the way, is April 8-14 this year. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.As tourists in a museum pass exhibits of dinosaur bones, one asks the guard: "Can you tell me...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-02-21/new-phone-chargers-cause-chao
Readers give Augusta visitors many sites to see

...Audi torium, St. Paul's Church, Thurmond Dam, Sum merville and the Partridge Inn,SAVANNAH RAPIDS PA VIL ION: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, writes: "Savannah Rapids Pavilion and the towpath to the water pump station is very interesting...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-03-16/readers-give-augusta-visitors
Summer Vacation Postcard Contest begins

...from their summer travels.On behalf of myself and the U.S. Postal Service, thank you. TODAY'S TOURIST JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this one.Visitors to a museum passed an exhibit of dinosaur bones, and one asked the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-05-27/summer-vacation-postcard-cont
Postcards don't wait for summer's arrival

...me at 725 Broad St., Augusta, GA 30901. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's an old favorite, shared by an old favorite ? Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:It seems Amber finally summoned the courage to go skydiving. The preparation and plane flight...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-06-20/postcards-dont-wait-summers-a
Learn about catfaced tomatoes

...scandals, no drugs, and after he retired he set up a foundation for children.Hey, Canton. Wake up. TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this:The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-05/learn-about-catfaced-tomatoes