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Bill Kirby: If you sell your car, remove your bumper stickers

...church affiliation.And your school emblems.And (if you have one) the pastor/clergy decal. SPEAKING OF CHURCH: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these occupational hymns:Dentist ? Crown Him With Many CrownsContractor ? The Church...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-05-12/if-you-sell-your-car-remove-y
Chambliss remains modest on hole-in-one

...compete and so many proud parents beaming. TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's Gary Mule Deer's favorite passed along by Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.It's the golfer's dilemma. You're playing in the club championship, tied after 17 holes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-07/chambliss-remains-modest-hole
John Livingston IV

...Benjamin, Martin, Mackenzie Martin, Harrison Martin, Ronald Livingston and Neal Livingston, aunt and uncle Betty and Billy Cooper, uncles Terry Smith and Bobby Livingston, several cousins also survive. The family will receive friends immediately...

http://www.legacy.com/Link.asp?I=LS000171088658
Kirby: Dogs and hogs make the weekend

...about it this largely forgotten Augusta congressman's remarkable legal efforts. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:It seems that after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.When asked...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-09-30/kirby-dogs-and-hogs-make-week
Behind the wheel? Put down the phone

...you commented on our story about the water well along Wrightsboro Road that still gets its share of daily drinkers. Billy Cooper, of North Au gusta, writes: "Have been drinking this water for many, many years ? Have met people from Atlanta...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-02-04/behind-wheel-put-down-phone
Garage doors are a widespread problem

...during this time of the year they should lock their garages for their own safety and security."And my old friend Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, said my garage remote reminded him of another problem."Several years ago," he wrote, "my...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-26/garage-doors-are-widespread-p
Some good Christmas humor wanted

...predict their own demise, why should we believe they can predict ours?" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-29/some-good-christmas-humor-wan
Are dogs right- or left-pawed?

...time of year. They say they got to visit a great-grandchild, too. TODAY'S JOKE: One last seasonal joke from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-27/are-dogs-right-or-left-pawed
Your summer travels are in the cards

...sunset. And Gwen was visiting her Indiana hometown of Mishawaka along the St. Joseph River. TODAY'S JOKE: I believe Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, sent in this one."Do you drink beer?" a disapproving woman asked a male co-worker."Yes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-12/your-summer-travels-are-cards
Learn about catfaced tomatoes

...scandals, no drugs, and after he retired he set up a foundation for children.Hey, Canton. Wake up. TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this:The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-05/learn-about-catfaced-tomatoes