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'Bless you,' but you should have stayed home

...they stop.? Seventy percent of those who responded to a 2014 survey said they come to work sick. SOME THOUGHTS: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these suggestions:? I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2015-01-29/bless-you-you-should-have-sta
Maybe 29-cent gas wasn't such a deal

...which is how most of the world knows Augusta.That's my list. What's yours? TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/latest-news/2015-01-18/maybe-29-cent-gas-wasnt-such
Sun visors in my cars are killing themselves

...old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other." ? Robert G. Lee TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this one:A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/bizarre/2014-12-16/sun-visors-my-cars-are-kill
Chambliss remains modest on hole-in-one

...compete and so many proud parents beaming. TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's Gary Mule Deer's favorite passed along by Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.It's the golfer's dilemma. You're playing in the club championship, tied after 17 holes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-07/chambliss-remains-modest-hole
Bill Kirby: If you sell your car, remove your bumper stickers

...church affiliation.And your school emblems.And (if you have one) the pastor/clergy decal. SPEAKING OF CHURCH: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these occupational hymns:Dentist ? Crown Him With Many CrownsContractor ? The Church Is One FoundationMassage...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-05-12/if-you-sell-your-car-remove-y
Learn about catfaced tomatoes

...scandals, no drugs, and after he retired he set up a foundation for children.Hey, Canton. Wake up. TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this:The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-05/learn-about-catfaced-tomatoes
Your summer travels are in the cards

...sunset. And Gwen was visiting her Indiana hometown of Mishawaka along the St. Joseph River. TODAY'S JOKE: I believe Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, sent in this one."Do you drink beer?" a disapproving woman asked a male co-worker...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-12/your-summer-travels-are-cards
Kirby: Dogs and hogs make the weekend

...about it this largely forgotten Augusta congressman's remarkable legal efforts. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:It seems that after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.When asked...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-09-30/kirby-dogs-and-hogs-make-week
John Livingston IV

...Benjamin, Martin, Mackenzie Martin, Harrison Martin, Ronald Livingston and Neal Livingston, aunt and uncle Betty and Billy Cooper, uncles Terry Smith and Bobby Livingston, several cousins also survive. The family will receive friends immediately...

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Some good Christmas humor wanted

...predict their own demise, why should we believe they can predict ours?" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-29/some-good-christmas-humor-wan