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Bill Kirby: If you sell your car, remove your bumper stickers

...church affiliation.And your school emblems.And (if you have one) the pastor/clergy decal. SPEAKING OF CHURCH: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares these occupational hymns:Dentist ? Crown Him With Many CrownsContractor ? The Church Is One FoundationMassage...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-05-12/if-you-sell-your-car-remove-y
Chambliss remains modest on hole-in-one

...compete and so many proud parents beaming. TODAY'S GOLF JOKE: Here's Gary Mule Deer's favorite passed along by Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.It's the golfer's dilemma. You're playing in the club championship, tied after 17 holes...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2014-04-07/chambliss-remains-modest-hole
John Livingston IV

...Benjamin, Martin, Mackenzie Martin, Harrison Martin, Ronald Livingston and Neal Livingston, aunt and uncle Betty and Billy Cooper, uncles Terry Smith and Bobby Livingston, several cousins also survive. The family will receive friends immediately...

http://www.legacy.com/Link.asp?I=LS000171088658
Kirby: Dogs and hogs make the weekend

...about it this largely forgotten Augusta congressman's remarkable legal efforts. TODAY'S JOKE: Here's one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:It seems that after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.When asked...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-09-30/kirby-dogs-and-hogs-make-week
Some good Christmas humor wanted

...predict their own demise, why should we believe they can predict ours?" TODAY'S JOKE: Here's another one from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up. "Daddy, why...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-11-29/some-good-christmas-humor-wan
Are dogs right- or left-pawed?

...time of year. They say they got to visit a great-grandchild, too. TODAY'S JOKE: One last seasonal joke from Billy Cooper, of North Augusta.On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2012-12-27/are-dogs-right-or-left-pawed
Your summer travels are in the cards

...sunset. And Gwen was visiting her Indiana hometown of Mishawaka along the St. Joseph River. TODAY'S JOKE: I believe Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, sent in this one."Do you drink beer?" a disapproving woman asked a male co-worker...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-12/your-summer-travels-are-cards
Learn about catfaced tomatoes

...scandals, no drugs, and after he retired he set up a foundation for children.Hey, Canton. Wake up. TODAY'S JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this:The scene is sometime in the old era when cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-08-05/learn-about-catfaced-tomatoes
Readers give Augusta visitors many sites to see

...Audi torium, St. Paul's Church, Thurmond Dam, Sum merville and the Partridge Inn,SAVANNAH RAPIDS PA VIL ION: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, writes: "Savannah Rapids Pavilion and the towpath to the water pump station is very interesting...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-03-16/readers-give-augusta-visitors
Summer Vacation Postcard Contest begins

...from their summer travels.On behalf of myself and the U.S. Postal Service, thank you. TODAY'S TOURIST JOKE: Billy Cooper, of North Augusta, shares this one.Visitors to a museum passed an exhibit of dinosaur bones, and one asked the...

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/metro/2013-05-27/summer-vacation-postcard-cont