...Let me know why I should become a sprinting billboard by wearing your T-shirt. Send those thoughts to bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.In the past, I have worn shirts or hats for the Augusta Alzheimer's Association, Juvenile Diabetes...

...million from his lawn business, and I would like to have someone to share it with." The woman went home with Tyler ... and the next day she became his stepmother.Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.

...you had one sentence of advice to give to a young graduate, what would it be?(Send me an e-mail at bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com. We'll try to provide a summary next week.) YOUR MAIL: Lillian, of Augusta, wanted to wish me a...

...SafeHomes, and even the Boys and Girls Clubs.If you want me making the case for your cause, let me know: bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.CARDS GO POSTAL: Anna Claire Gunter , of Washington, Ga., sent a baseball postcard from Williamsport...

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...pressure and told her that it was very high."Of course it's high!" the lady screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.

...called his brother again to find out what was going on. "Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo." Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344 or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.

...what kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?" Little James smiled, and said, "Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!" Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344 or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.

...the boy. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it right through that hole!" Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344 or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.

...was the only one who could answer a question." "Oh, really?" the mother said. "What was it?" "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" her son said. Reach Bill Kirby at (706) 823-3344 or bill.kirby@augustachronicle.com.